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My friend was driving through Kansas after a conference we attended. He commented that Kansas was one of the flattest states in the U.S.. After Googling “How flat is Kansas?” this comedic featured snippet appeared:

After many hours of programming work, we were able to estimate that Kansas’s flatness is approximately 0.9997. That degree of flatness might be described, mathematically, as “**bleep** flat.”

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