Thanks for thinking of me @Jnix284 
@SLapinsuo like Jennifer, I’m stumped on making the exact look of the report you want, happen. I know of no way to create something that custom with featured images.
I wonder if it’s possible with HubDB and custom properties from analytics, but I suspect that’s not out-of-the-box-standard funcctionality, so it would take talking to the developer team I work with to see if they’ve ever encountered this request. @Kevin-C is this something you’ve seen or do you think HubDB might help?