March the 5th, anno 2025
Captain’s log, day 2,694. As always, I awoke to find that campaigns in hubspot still cannot be merged. I continue to be at the mercy of the crew, who hold me captive with the threat of mutiny - a mutiny in itself! I fear now that I will never see the idyllic country I first set out to discover, where marketing analytics tools were flexible and able to evolve over time with the needs of the team. Instead I am condemned to remain within the rigid walls of this ship, where campaigns cannot be added as a parent or child to another campaign, or merged with a duplicate campaign made by a different team member. I fear now that I will never see the promised land.
God be with us.